Hah! This is hilarious...

From www.blogthings.com You Know You're From Vermont When...

You can instantly convert kilometers to miles - and vice versa You've got at least three different types of Ben and Jerry's in your fridge at all times You own at least one tie dyed t-shirt You can roll a mean joint and make a water bong You're still hanging on to those old bootlegged Phish tapes At least of one your friends lives in a van You don't think there's anything odd about voting for a Socialist There's four seasons - summer, fall, winter, and mud You've skied Mad River Glen You believe in diversity, even though all your friends are white You scoff at imitation maple syrup You don't know what's so funny about Super Troopers You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Vermont.